" top hats "

 [ "top hat" ]

1: THAT nigga. Usually the leader/supplier if not one of the best ones amongst the gang/crew of men in whatever hood they are in.

  * e.g.,  ... Tre & Juice hustled together, but Tre was outside longer and more focused to make it out then Juice so Tre made double what Juice made & brought more to the table for the entire crew. Tre was the top hat aka MVP 

 [ "Top Hat" ]

1: A badass hat that all the cool motherfuckas wear.

  * e.g.,  ... FRED: Look at that sick motherfucka. Hes wearing a Top Hat DERF: Man. I wish I had that hat. 

 [ "Top Hat" ]

1: verb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.

  * e.g.,  ... The BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. 

 [ "top hatting" ]

1: Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

  * e.g.,  ... After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room. 

 [ "top hat" ]

1: Jonny/Condom/Rubber Sock/Sperm Sanctuary/Baby Barrier/Love Butter Eradicator

  * e.g.,  ... Easy Now dan you got a Top Hat for me or otherwise il have to get one of dem pills for me bitch to get dat bun out of er oven! Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister! 

 [ "Top Hat" ]

1: Euphemism for condom.

  * e.g.,  ... Jenny was very shy so she asked the health department nurse for a supply of top hats. 

 [ "Top Hat" ]

1: When one places his scrotum on the top of someone's head, while they are passed out or in a deep sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick totally top hatted that boy from st. johns last night. 

 [ "Top Hat" ]

1: The process of pushing flat the tip of an unlit cannabis cigarette or 'joint' so that the edges may be burned away and the twisted tip pulled clear to allow an easy light.

  * e.g.,  ... "Let me just top hat this and then you can spark it." 

 [ "Top Hat" ]

1: a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today

  * e.g.,  ... "Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat" 

 [ "Top Hat" ]

1: A tattoo above thy man's junk, AKA a pubis hat.

  * e.g.,  ... *two guys fucking* Guy 1: hey bro nice top hat!